Ok - so I've interviewed the Off-Spring in previous posts and was then informed that I have forgotten a member of the family... 4-legged-creature! Not to be left out, I present to you the Creature Feature.Me: Thanks for taking the time to sit with me and do this interview.
4-Legged-Creature: [panting deeply, looking around, wagging tail]
Me: I know it's hard for you to sit still. But please, for the sake of the interview, try to calm down and not get so excited.
Me: What's your name?
4LC: Kayli
Me: Your Breed?
4LC: I'm a puggle. It's one of those new très chic hybrid breeds. Means I'm half Pug and half Beagle.
Me: What's your favorite thing to do?
4LC: Follow you around, waiting for treats and/or praise.
Me: What about when no one is home?
4LC: Barking at the squirrels in the front yard. Followed by continuous jumping in the same spot in an attempt to see what is on the kitchen counter. Then I go through your dirty laundry in search of an article of clothing to nap with, then take said nap. Nap is followed by barking at the mailman. Then running in circles chasing my tail followed by another nap (time permitting), and finally barking at kids on their way home from school.
Me: Wow! Sounds like a rough day.
4LC: Hey! It's a Dog-Eat-Dog World out there.
Me: How do you feel about felines?
4LC: They are
Me: What do you wanna be when you grow up?
4LC: Tall enough to reach the kitchen counter.
Me: Who's your hero?
4LC: Tank (the backyard neighbor's Highway-Patrol-Drug-Sniffing Dog).
Me: What do you hate the most?
4LC: Going out to tinkle when it's raining.
Me: What do you like best about being a puggle?
4LC: Everyone just LOVES my baby pics. (see me below - aren't i adorable)
Me: Your favorite treats?4LC: Bananas, Bacon, and if no one is around, the entire pan of Costco Lasagna that was left cooling on the kitchen counter... burp! Excuse me.
Me: Who's your favorite member of the family?
4LC: You are my favorite, Mom. Unless we're speaking victims here...then it'd have to be LittleDuckling. He is such an easy target, always forgetting to guard his candy and such...
Me: Anything else you'd like to add?
4LC: [distracted]...huh? what? Oh no, nothing else. I'd really like to go now though. Bang is outside (the neighbor's dog). Now there's a
Well, there you have it. Every member of the fam has now been officially interviewed. Click here if you missed one.
My Interview
PrettyPrettyPrincess Interview
LittleDuckling Interview
FunnyMan Interview
What? What's that? No Mr. Dust Bunny - just because you've lived under the sofa for months on end does not make you a member of this family. No, I will not interview you. Nor you, Mr. Chia Pet, so don't get any ideas...
14 comments:
can't believe you won't interview the chia pet. after all he's done for you. he even wrote your christmas letter one year, and you won't even interview him. sheesh!
you are so funny...and he WAS a cute pup!
How funny... Thanks for the interviews. I always enjoy your posts
What a cute puppy!
I think you should interview the dust bunny. lol.
See, you never leave anyone out:) Cute!
that was stinkin' HILARIOUS and oh so cute!!
that was stinkin' HILARIOUS and oh so cute!!
That was so cute! And that pup is SO CUTE! That face is just adorable!
Chia Pets of the world unite! Stop the discrimination and hate mongering! We deserve our equal time! No more grasification without equal representation!
Alright, it's a stretch, I know.
Nice post!
Have a great day!
I love your interviews but this one is the best!! I love that first picture!! Perfect!!
OMG you kill me! I love your puggle-that's the kind of dog I want-we've already named the yet to exist pet Tobey, but my high strung diabetic cat is not having it. Where do you get a puggle? Aren't they very hard to find?
That was cute! I remember when nursemom told me you were getting a puppy and she had a hard time saying the breed.
That is the cutest dog!!!!!!!!
That was great!!!! I love a puggle, so much cutter then a pug. Where do I get me one of those???
Over the weekend my friend and I were quoting your Church blog. I am still laughing over that one...
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