FunnyMan (who claims he was the last of his kind) finally got a cell phone for his 15th birthday this month. He has unlimited text, which of course is a must-have for any normal, cool, and overly social teenager. Even though he loves, LOVES, LOVES texting his friends, he has also discovered the beauty of texting ME - his dear old mother - when he is downstairs and I am upstairs.
It's such a "time saver" and yelling from one end of the house to the other no longer becomes a means of communication. So, texting, you see actually provides for a much more "civil" environment, hahaha!
Anyway, so here I am, sitting in my bed with my laptop (ahh... love how technology aids to my lazy moments) and I get the following text from FunnyMan:
FM: PrettyPrettyPrincess wants to know what SPERM is...
I, of course laughed. And knowing just how prudish my 9 year old daughter can be (she doesn't even like to HEAR the word "kiss"), I sent the following response:
ME: Tell her it's the man's portion that makes a baby and she probably won't ask anymore.
Not less than two seconds later, I receive his report.
FM: LOL! You Called It!
Great... now if ALL of my birds and bees discussions could be taught via Text... hmmm.... Perhaps I could write a sex-ed seminar and teach it via Text...
Of course I'd encourage all class members to only practice safe text...[snickering]...tee hee...
12 comments:
You are so funny!! What is safe texting? Only texting someone you know? Hee, hee, hee:-)
Be careful, there is probably such a thing as safe texting with sexting nowdays.
I don't have texting at all on my phone; I'm old school. lol or cheap - whatever.
And thank you for your comments. Did Moose not have a chin before? lol He actually has my chin!! We could see it in his ultrasound pictures. So fun. I think this baby has my chin, too, but his/her ultrasound pictures were blurry.
that is so funny. She cracks me up. Way to be creative mom!!
When my oldest was in 4th grade, he asked during a movie moment, are they doing that different kind of kissing, you know, CHINESE? That was definitely a learning moment.
That's funny. I'm sending my kids to you to have the "talk". Oh yeah, no need to send them, they'll text ya!
LOL that is too funny!!
well, gosh. i shoulda texted you on my wedding night for some pointers if you're gonna be teaching sex ed via text.
Puh dum bum (that's for your safe text comment.
safe text...BA HA HA!
My kids will text me from bed,,,one room away...and ask me to bring them a drink. ding dongs!
LOL Too funny! heehee
Love it! The sex talk through texting! Haha!
I know you always practice safe text. I'm glad you're teaching the younger generation.
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