Knowing how much I enjoy blogging about Toddler Bathroom Humor [See Target and The Stinky Pee] my neighbor sent me this email a few weeks ago about something that really happened while she was in a public restroom...
So I was in the bathroom stall at Costco... I heard someone come in.
Then I heard a lady say to her child, "Don't touch ANYTHING. It's dirty."
The child said, "What?"
She said again, "Dont touch ANYTHING. It's dirty."
The child said, "Oh that's what daddy says."
The mother asked, "What?"
The child said, "That's what Daddy says about Nancy."
"Who?" the mother persisted.
The child explains, "Nancy...you know from Daddy's work. He says, 'You're dirty, Nancy.' He tells Nancy that...Yep!"
I had to leave before I busted up laughing!
I guess Daddy had some 'splainin to do about Nancy, when Mommy got home, eh?