Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Dirty Nancy

Knowing how much I enjoy blogging about Toddler Bathroom Humor [See Target and The Stinky Pee] my neighbor sent me this email a few weeks ago about something that really happened while she was in a public restroom...

So I was in the bathroom stall at Costco... I heard someone come in.

Then I heard a lady say to her child, "Don't touch ANYTHING. It's dirty."

The child said, "What?"

She said again, "Dont touch ANYTHING. It's dirty."

The child said, "Oh that's what daddy says."

The mother asked, "What?"

The child said, "That's what Daddy says about Nancy."

"Who?" the mother persisted.

The child explains, "Nancy...you know from Daddy's work. He says, 'You're dirty, Nancy.' He tells Nancy that...Yep!"

I had to leave before I busted up laughing!


I guess Daddy had some 'splainin to do about Nancy, when Mommy got home, eh?

11 comments:

Yaya said...

Hahahahaha!

Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys said...

Wow....not something you want to hear....I feel bad for that mom.

Jennifer Rae said...

okay that made me smile...Some people are just dumb. Who doesn't know that kids repeat everything...even...and especially when they don't understand it.

RhondaLue said...

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Daddy's busted!

Betty said...

ROTFL! Watch out daddy!

Ashley said...

Bwahahaha! Too good!

Susie said...

I would say!!

Vickie said...

HA! There you go again...making me pee my pants!

I happened to go into your profile and you got alotta blogs:)

Amy said...

lol!!!!!!!!!!!

erasundar said...

Daddy's in trouble, Daddy's in trouble, na na- na- na na...

Mrs. S said...

OMG how did I miss this? Freaking hilarious!