Showing posts with label headlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label headlines. Show all posts

Monday, October 3, 2011

Headlines: Two-Fer Dates, Exploding Clay, New Relationships and More!

FunnyMan ended up with 2 dates (sort of) for Homecoming this year. Pictures forthcoming.

I have been go-go-gadget-going to meet a deadline this weekend. Well, the deadline is officially today, but I was able to submit my writing over the weekend. Fingers crossed for an accepted submission, but if not, then I'll chalk it up to experience.

My ab muscle is on the mend. I've been doing 200 "soft" crunches just about every day to help new blood cells flow through that area, hopefully speeding up recovery. I am feeling much, much better. I even forget about the injury until I sneeze, roll over in the middle of the night, or attempt to engage in activity that directly uses that muscle.

Note to self: Next time you can't remember how much time to heat the "clay pouch" in the microwave for, google it. Exploding clay makes quite a mess.

Was supposed to be going out of town in a few weeks... thinking I might make a few minor adjustments to that plan.

Attending a 3-day conference towards the end of this week, and am really excited about that.

Was reminded yesterday that after struggles come the blessings. Hoping those come around the corner sooner or later. I've got some pending issues I would love answers to. :)

My fortune cookie recently told me to "Be prepared to welcome a new relationship soon." Okay... bring it. :)

Monday, December 1, 2008

Monday Night: Time for Headlines!

I did a post of funny Headlines/Newspaper articles a few weeks back. Since then, I have received about 30 more, via email. Here they are...Enjoy!























Thursday, November 13, 2008

Headlines

One of my favorite things about The Tonight Show is when Jay Leno does Monday night headlines. Granted, it's not Monday night. However, in celebration this week of improper grammer, misspelled words, incorrect use of punctutation and perhaps English taken out of context...what else makes sense? So - here we go... Headlines!