One of my favorite things about The Tonight Show is when Jay Leno does Monday night headlines. Granted, it's not Monday night. However, in celebration this week of improper grammer, misspelled words, incorrect use of punctutation and perhaps English taken out of context...what else makes sense? So - here we go... Headlines!
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Oh man, Emma...
These are a hoot!
BTW, is it proper to say
boy & girl who are not so little anymore
or whom are not so....??
Thanks
17 remain dead...
This cracked me up!!! Why? As soon as someone finds out that I work at a funeral home they say..."Oh, I'm scared of Dead people!" Those kind of people will be glad to know that 17 remained dead...
Hello...the "tomb stone" cracks me up...we had a lady (she and hubby had bought the monument early) get mad at her husband and wanted to know if we could WHITE OUT HIS NAME.
Seriously.
Kaye
P.S. Is it sad that I only noticed in the insurance ad that Health was spelled wrong?
HA! Camel toads! I'll have to remember that one.
Okay...what can you say about those. Thanks for the great laughs:)
Those are great!! I love the English language!
i think that the tombstone one is my favortie...especially considering that if you bought it and your name wasn't Grady you might be in a bit of a pickle. :)
These are tooooo funny. I tried to pick a favorite. I can't. All of them are my favorite. Although it may be fun to watch a handy man while hulahooping.
That is my favorite thing about Jay Leno. David Letterman is doing it now too, but it isn't as good as Jay. I like the wedding announcements he reads during Headlines too. Those are great!
Well, I'm looking for a housekeeper. Must have own skateboard.
???? So many of those are so strange but hilarious nonetheless!
Funny!! Spills load, love it!!!
That is tooo funny! I also love monday with Jay!
The tombstone one is hilarious! A good buy indeed.....
Ooooh man, those were too too funny! Did you find all of these or were they from the TS? I'm assuming you found em all 'cause you're GOOD like that! ;)
LMAO - loved them! Condom truck - funny.
Im glad that they remained dead... if they didnt... yeah, I would have a problem with that!
Yet again you did it.... I love those and am always on the look out here in our neck of the woods. Thanks for the laugh.
I love that segment too!!!! Thanks for bringing some humor into my day!
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