Thursday, November 13, 2008

Headlines

One of my favorite things about The Tonight Show is when Jay Leno does Monday night headlines. Granted, it's not Monday night. However, in celebration this week of improper grammer, misspelled words, incorrect use of punctutation and perhaps English taken out of context...what else makes sense? So - here we go... Headlines!







18 comments:

Mrs. S said...

Oh man, Emma...

Cindy said...

These are a hoot!
BTW, is it proper to say
boy & girl who are not so little anymore
or whom are not so....??
Thanks

Kaye Butler said...

17 remain dead...

This cracked me up!!! Why? As soon as someone finds out that I work at a funeral home they say..."Oh, I'm scared of Dead people!" Those kind of people will be glad to know that 17 remained dead...

Hello...the "tomb stone" cracks me up...we had a lady (she and hubby had bought the monument early) get mad at her husband and wanted to know if we could WHITE OUT HIS NAME.

Seriously.

Kaye

P.S. Is it sad that I only noticed in the insurance ad that Health was spelled wrong?

lilianril said...

HA! Camel toads! I'll have to remember that one.

The Willeyes said...

Okay...what can you say about those. Thanks for the great laughs:)

Susie said...

Those are great!! I love the English language!

Tamie said...

i think that the tombstone one is my favortie...especially considering that if you bought it and your name wasn't Grady you might be in a bit of a pickle. :)

Tulsi said...

These are tooooo funny. I tried to pick a favorite. I can't. All of them are my favorite. Although it may be fun to watch a handy man while hulahooping.

hollibilly said...

That is my favorite thing about Jay Leno. David Letterman is doing it now too, but it isn't as good as Jay. I like the wedding announcements he reads during Headlines too. Those are great!

RhondaLue said...

Well, I'm looking for a housekeeper. Must have own skateboard.

???? So many of those are so strange but hilarious nonetheless!

Vickie said...

Funny!! Spills load, love it!!!

Mrs de Miranda said...

That is tooo funny! I also love monday with Jay!

Blue Castle said...

The tombstone one is hilarious! A good buy indeed.....

kanaboke said...

Ooooh man, those were too too funny! Did you find all of these or were they from the TS? I'm assuming you found em all 'cause you're GOOD like that! ;)

Aleta said...

LMAO - loved them! Condom truck - funny.

La Pixie said...

Im glad that they remained dead... if they didnt... yeah, I would have a problem with that!

"The Queen in Residence" said...

Yet again you did it.... I love those and am always on the look out here in our neck of the woods. Thanks for the laugh.

Katie said...

I love that segment too!!!! Thanks for bringing some humor into my day!