Arrived home from school, after acing my exam, which I will post more about tomorrow. Sent texts to summon children home. Younger two are dropped off by their faddah. Oldest one does not reply.
Sent second summoning to oldest. Does not reply. Second summoning soon followed by threat, which induces a response of, "Sorry. Had to retrieve my cell phone from [the girl's] sofa. Be right home."
Me. Thinking of 1 Million and 1 ways his phone could have gotten "lost" in her sofa. None of them good, mind you.