The other morning, I got up to take my oldest to school early. I got outta bed, threw on my yoga pants, zipped up my running jacket and grabbed my shoes.
As I was passing the full-length mirror, checking myself out from a side-view, I says to myself, "Self," I says. "You look a little skinnier when you don't wear a bra."
Then I turned for a frontal view and added, "Oh...it's because they sag..."
Dang gravity!
Guess I'll keep wearing the bra, then.
8 comments:
LOL!!! So now I know I'm not the only one who has these self-realizations.
I think you have a chest issue this week :)
Hahahaha! When I scheduled my posts I didn't realize that I had two "chest issue" posts back-to-back. Or maybe I just didn't realize I have chest issues! Lol!
Stupid, dumb, jerky gravity..I hate you!
And now I'm never going to be able to afford placing things BACK where they go. :(
I don't like that my girls like to look at the floor instead of greeting others.
Gravitity and weight gain suck beans!!! Mine are grandma boobs! I am only 38!
I always envision Weird Al Yankovic doing an ode to our younger boobs using Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You".
"I will remember you.
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by.
Soon you will have fallen mammories."
Ha! I can so relate! Especially after I had kids and nursed them both for a year, it's been quite a deflating experience (get it?) to realize that they may never be the same again. :)
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