The other morning, I got up to take my oldest to school early. I got outta bed, threw on my yoga pants, zipped up my running jacket and grabbed my shoes.
As I was passing the full-length mirror, checking myself out from a side-view, I says to myself, "Self," I says. "You look a little skinnier when you don't wear a bra."
Then I turned for a frontal view and added, "Oh...it's because they sag..."
Guess I'll keep wearing the bra, then.