Friday, May 1, 2009

Gravity

The other morning, I got up to take my oldest to school early. I got outta bed, threw on my yoga pants, zipped up my running jacket and grabbed my shoes.

As I was passing the full-length mirror, checking myself out from a side-view, I says to myself, "Self," I says. "You look a little skinnier when you don't wear a bra."

Then I turned for a frontal view and added, "Oh...it's because they sag..."

Dang gravity!

Guess I'll keep wearing the bra, then.

8 comments:

erasundar said...

LOL!!! So now I know I'm not the only one who has these self-realizations.

Cindy said...

I think you have a chest issue this week :)

EmmaP said...

Hahahaha! When I scheduled my posts I didn't realize that I had two "chest issue" posts back-to-back. Or maybe I just didn't realize I have chest issues! Lol!

RhondaLue said...

Stupid, dumb, jerky gravity..I hate you!

And now I'm never going to be able to afford placing things BACK where they go. :(

Puphigirl said...

I don't like that my girls like to look at the floor instead of greeting others.

Vickie said...

Gravitity and weight gain suck beans!!! Mine are grandma boobs! I am only 38!

Susie said...

I always envision Weird Al Yankovic doing an ode to our younger boobs using Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You".

"I will remember you.
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by.
Soon you will have fallen mammories."

Blue Castle said...

Ha! I can so relate! Especially after I had kids and nursed them both for a year, it's been quite a deflating experience (get it?) to realize that they may never be the same again. :)