HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
13 comments:
Oh my gosh is that funny!! But ironically, that's how my marriage works so...there's some truth to it:-)
Haha, I'll keep that in mind for when I get married...
Hahaha...that's why my husband is always mad at me--I keep blocking the tv!
don't block the tv AND don't start any conversations during a football game!
That's funny and incredibly true. hahahaha
for really reals that's all it takes. the other day derek says that he doesn't want to make me mad or upset because i can hold out longer than he can. ha ha.
AMEN!!!!
That's cute! My husband does all those things and more, but it is usually me saying don't block the T.V. LOL he isn't into to sports that much thank goodness!!
Love it! Minus the buying jewelry part (besides my engagement/wedding ring), that's pretty much us. Except for the tv part, too. Usually I'm that way.
That pretty much says it all. Too, too funny!!!
Have a great weekend!!
so so true...
Way too funny. Since I am in the minority around here I will leave it at that. Funny!
Your blog is a fun read. great job.
Funny and true.
Amazingly perceptive! :-)
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