Like my PawPaw always said... "You's ask a stupid question, you's gonna git a stupid answer!"
I have heard some of these before and **yes** I know... some of them are HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE... Nevertheless, I giggled shamelessy. I've posted these on my FB, so I figured I'd post here too...
Without Further Adieu, Some of My Favorite Stupid Questions...
- Can fat people go "skinny-dipping"?
- What might you get if you breed a Bulldog with a Shitzu? Just wondering...
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Why do they call it taking a dump? I mean, technically isn't it "leaving a dump?"
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- Have you ever imagined a world without any hypothetical situations?
- If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- Only I can prevent forest fires? Isn't that a lot of pressure?
- Call me radical, but why can't we talk on elevators again?
8 comments:
bahaha! this was fantastic.
#'s 7 and 8 are my faves :)
#10 is probably my favorite. :)
I like # 5 and #9.
he he I especially love the inappropriate ones!
nice. i don't even want to think about a world with no hypothetical questions.
Funny list =D
These are so funny!
Those are really funny! I read some of them out loud to my husband and he gave them a thumbs up:-)
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