Like my PawPaw always said... "You's ask a stupid question, you's gonna git a stupid answer!"
I have heard some of these before and **yes** I know... some of them are HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE... Nevertheless, I giggled shamelessy. I've posted these on my FB, so I figured I'd post here too...
Without Further Adieu, Some of My Favorite Stupid Questions...
- Can fat people go "skinny-dipping"?
- What might you get if you breed a Bulldog with a Shitzu? Just wondering...
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Why do they call it taking a dump? I mean, technically isn't it "leaving a dump?"
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- Have you ever imagined a world without any hypothetical situations?
- If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- Only I can prevent forest fires? Isn't that a lot of pressure?
- Call me radical, but why can't we talk on elevators again?