Since this is a PG-rated blog (with an occasional PG-13, mildly bordering on TV-MA...j/k), there are certain things I will refrain from blogging about, but how I wish I could blog about, because this one topic in particular just seems to consume my thoughts ALL.THE.STINKING.TIME.
If you are my Father, you may skip the reading of this post ENTIRELY. Thanks.
That being said, I guess I will have to blog about something else... like, say.... Chocolate? Hmm. Yes, I shall blog about "chocolate."
It has been a LOOOONG time since I have had chocolate. Granted, the last time I had chocolate it wasn't that good... sort of bitter, sort of bland. Basically, your average nasty-crap cheap chocolate.
However, that doesn't mean that I am not aware of how GOOD chocolate can be. I see ads referring to chocolate. I hear things. I've read things. Yes! Chocolate is definitely something I cannot WAIT to have again!
Sometimes I even get worried over my little obsession with chocolate. However, my counselor told me that women in my age group are in their chocolatey prime. So, we just think about and crave chocolate a lot! Ergo, I am NORMAL!!! Yipee!!! I don't know that anyone has called me "normal" in a long time! Tee hee.
Ok, so back to the chocolate... It has already been a few years since last having chocolate. I fear that it may be several more! What will I do? How will I survive? How many nights can I stand to play the piano until 3 am just to keep my mind OFF OF CHOCOLATE???
Oh sure... some say "take a taste here", "have a sample there". But that's just not how I roll. Partaking of chocolate has got to be done in the right place at the right time and with the right person. Conditions have to be perfect. I am not going to settle for dollar-store quality chocolate anymore... Nope. Not me.
I want the REAL DEAL!
Ok... enough said. Hope I didn't offend anyone with all of my talk on chocolate...
Just had to get that one out! :)