I think we have all heard the "scientific" way to determine your "porn-star" or "stripper" name. [Please note the authors view: I do not condone stripping/performing nude on camera or for anyone outside the bonds of marriage - - and even then...hmmm, he'd better catch me in a good mood!]
Anyway, so you're supposed to take the name of your childhood pet and combine it with the name of the street on which you grew up. Since the only memory I have of Popeye the Beagle, is watching him run down the dirt lane only to meet his fate with the UPS truck, I will use the name of the next pet, Pepper. (I think Pepper - the big black dog - bit my sister's hand, so we gave her back after only three days.) Anyway. Pepper it is. I first lived on CR 18, so, I will go with "18". Hence, my porn-star name is "Pepper 18". Nice. What's your porn-star name?
Now for some more "Scientific" fun for this Friday's Segment of Festive Fridays with Fun on the Blog... check out the following!
1) What is your Pro Wrestling Name? Mine is Velvet Priestess
click here for male version
click here for female version
2) What is your Gangster name? Phat Chinaman
click here for gangster name
3) What is your Pirate Name? First Mate Emma Dirty-nose, the filthiest scourge that wears pantyhose in or around the Black hole of Calcutta.
click here for pirate name
and finally...
4) What is your Superhero Name? The Sensational Samurai
click here for superhero name
17 comments:
Pornstar: Sparkle St. George
Wrestler: Shapely Nurse (??)
Gangsta: Slimy Couch Bouncer (seriously??)
Pirate: First Mate Jori Dirty-sword, the meanest pillager that will eat crabcakes in the British Isles
Superhero: The Charismatic Weirdo
Hm. I really don't know what to say!
Oh, thank you! I SO, SO needed a great giggle this morning, and your son's friend and I have had one trying to 'fudge' the superhero name generator to come up with his REAL superhero name. Neither his real name or his nickname gave us an accurate portrayal of him, but when we substituted a not-so-appropriate word for a 'fraidy cat (chicken____)for his first name, we finally came up with The Tone-Deaf Crusader! Perfect!
I had the perfect first pet for a stripper name... a little chihuahua named Sparky. So, any street I lived on (we moved a lot, and we lived on many military bases, so I don't recall the first) is going to make a super classy stripper name! Sparky Elm... see?
I'm booking hotel rooms this afternoon. :)
Have a wonderful day today!
This was fun!!
Pornstar: Missy Norman
Pro Wrestling: Pearl Priestess
Gangster Name: Ribbed Phino Banga
Pirate: Baron Amy Scurvy Legs The smelliest Pyrate that ever lived in or around the south seas
Superhero: The incredible Albino
There is something on my blog for you.
Prospect MAX ~ no too shabby! Ha!
Pornstar: Candy 1200
Wrestler: Autumn Teacher
Gansta: Two-time Cock-whacka
Pirate: Captain Charlotte No-planks, the rootin'-tootin'est dawg that can play the harmonica within 20,000 leagues of Davey Jones' Locker.
Superhero: The Fearless Tornado
My porn star name is Major Curry, I do not think my career will have any longevity with such a name as that. Ah well.
This mad me laugh! Here goes:
Pornstar: Smokey Lahana
Wrestler: Calamity Dutchess
Gangsta:Mad cow stank ho
Pirate:Swabbie Denise no-teeth, the scurviest mariner that can play the harmonica in the Pacific Ocean
Superhero: Generator-The incredible defender
I don't think I like the gangsta name, but I had fun thanks!
Love your gangster name!
I would be:
Pornstar: Sweetie Gibson
Wrestler: Velvet Bombshell
Gangster: Two Time Mafioso
Pirate:Swabbie Alicia Red-legs, the meanest raider that has a wooden eye outside of Davey Jones' Locker.
Superhero: The Incredible Platypus (a PLATYPUS!!??)
That was too fun!
What a fun game:-) My stripper name would be Ginger Delaware:-) Hee, hee, hee.
I didn't do the rest (I've done them before), but my stripper name is Licorce Castle. Sounds ominous.
My Porn Star name is: Chief Woodmont
Wrestling: Tart Wife
Gangster: old Dirty Monkey Smuggla
Pirate: Baron Victoria Crusty-Legs, The Filthiest Mariner That Can Play the Harmonica Within 20,000 leagues Of the Balck Hole of Calcutta.
Superhero: The Irresistible Mime. This one is my favorite
Hampton Everett sounds like a lawyer, not a porn star.
Cap'n Selena Bald-arms, the vilest mariner that ever lived this side of the Carribean. checking into your fab blog...thanks for stopping by mine today. :) Thanks for laughing because it was what I was going for...I mean, what else can you do right? :)
Pornstar: Hilde Shepard
Pro Wrestler: Fusion Jane
Gangster Name: Machete Masta Tree Hugga
Pirate: 1st Mate Cindy wormy-arms the villest pillager that can play the harmonica in davey jones locker.
Superhero: The fearless midget
YIKES!!
Ok...just for the first one:
Peaches Sewell...
Yeah...crazy how that formula works... :)
Doesn't everyone already know their porn star name...mine is Midnight Vine...:)
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