Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Body Pillows?

Next week, we'll visit a few more Craftsy Bloggers. But today...? Today, I want to share the latest in what I call Disturbing Consumer News. Body Pillows. Now, I recently thought about purchasing a body pillow to help me sleep better. I googled. As expected, I found something like this...

But, I also found this. An "Edamame Body Pillow"... Weird. Sleeping with a soy bean.

I thought these pillowcases were a little kitchy, but sort of cute. Reminded me of my father's lame-o but funny "Dr's lab coat" and "tuxedo" T-Shirts.
And this is weird... I guess because I did a search for "body pillows", "body PART pillows" came up to. I mean, I don't know if I could fall asleep with a bunch of heads in my bed.

Ok... now these are... **Chinese accent** How you say... All right, fine. They're dirty, but funny. There. I said it. You got me. These are called "Endurance pillows" by Durex in New Zealand. Let's just say they are to help men with... **ahem** skipping ahead a little too fast? So wrong on so many levels... but still. I laughed. I mean, who'd wanna look at these old hammered hags in bed? Of course they could be a killjoy altogether. It's a fine line.

Um...yeah. Here's another take on "body pillow". I must say though... was it really necessary to point out the obvious? I mean if you've got one of those in your bed, I kind of assumed...

And apparently these "new trendy body pillows" are for those trying to get over a break up, or for those who just can't bear to sleep alone!

Mkay... that was just creepy. But not as creepy as this!!!! The Edward Manllow!!!

However... **THIS** one by far takes the cake! I mean, what is WRONG with people?!?!?!?!?
Is this supposed to be what happens **AFTER** the lap dance? Obviously Sensei has "mommy" issues from his childhood?
Seriously... Who comes up with this stuff???
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Susie said...

That is the craziest thing ever!!

RhondaLue said...

interrrrrresting. LOL!!!!

p.s. how can you block a single person from your blog? do tell!

Holli and Billy said...

Those are so funny!

Alice in Wonderland said...

I agree, these are seriously disturbing!
I wonder who buys these sort of things? I have seen those plain body pillows before though.

The Willeyes said...

Wow...and that doesn't begin to cover it! Apparently you can sell anything :)

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