I did NOT only get one run in, but I did NOT also manage to see some new trail friends (video at the end).
It was NOT LittleDuckling's 12th birthday, and he did NOT lodge a dagger into my chest when he did NOT inform me he is too old for Theme birthday parties and instead wanted a few friends to just come hang out and sleep over. I was NOT all like, "What -- think this is all about you?" hehehe. Nevertheless, I did NOT give in.
I did NOT do tons of homework and tests, and I did NOT finally get my grade back on my English midterm. I was NOT reading through the rave reviews I received from the instructor, such as, "Finally! A paper that starts off correctly!" or "beautifully said", or "this is perfect!" which totally did NOT feed my ego. Until... I scrolled down to see my grade. It was NOT a 95%!!! I was NOT like totally bummed. I mean, I do NOT get that it's still an 'A'. It's just that she offered no reason for marking it down. It did NOT totally bug me, especially since that is the first less-than-perfect score I have NOT received from her. I know... I shouldn't obsess.
When I told Big-D about it, he did NOT say stupid, uncaring, guy stuff like, "I don't see what the problem is" or "but it's still an A!" or "why are you upset again?" I did NOT reply with something to the effect of, "I know you do not understand. But right now, I need you to throw me a bone." He then did NOT reply, "Stupid teacher! What was she thinking? Giving you a 95!..." tee hee.
I did NOT accidentally reply to a text, which I thought was to my son saying, "I am going to see Ardis on the 9th. She lives in Lyman, WY. There is not much to do there, so if you're coming with me, you'll need to bring something to keep yourself entertained." I was NOT horrified at my mistake when my friend Dave replied, "Ok. I'm game!"
I did NOT have a bad day on Saturday, and cry most of the day. I did NOT wake from a dream that I had Cancer and when I told people they were NOT all shockingly cavalier and saying stuff like, "yeah, I hear it's going around" or "gee... sucks for you." I did NOT wake up feeling lonely, sad and dejected. It just wasn't one of those days. My mom did NOT call, but as it turns out, it was NOT just to tell me that LittleDuckling's bday check is in the mail. Then Greenolive called... but it was NOT just to ask me if I knew where to get cream of coconut. I did NOT know, and I did NOT tell her. Then PuphiGirl did NOT tell me that they could NOT come over after all. I did NOT feel even more rejected all day long.
I also did NOT have a dream that I was at a restaurant with Big-D and some girl-who-shall-remain-nameless did NOT come in and sit down at OUR table and attempt to flirt with him. As a result, I did NOT ensue in a cat fight and totally kick her trash!
In spite of sleeping most of the day Saturday and taking a long nap on Sunday, I did NOT spend most of yesterday enduring a massive migraine.
So... what did you NOT do this week?