It seemed like today would NEVER get here! Monday -- so time to reveal all that I did NOT say or do last week!
I did NOT attend a "Mom & Me" Christmas party with PrettyPrettyPrincess Monday afternoon over at the church. We did NOT make our own cute little ornaments and we did NOT have the most DE-LISH treats!!!!! (And I did NOT eat like a PIG. Nope, cuz that would have been very piggish of me!)
Tuesday I did NOT attend a work pot-luck with the office next door and I did NOT take a pineapple trifle and it was NOT nummy-nummy! There were NOT other yummy dishes too!
On Tuesday night I did NOT attend a church dinner for the ladies at church and FunnyMan did NOT sing a solo called "The Angels Came to Sing". It was NOT awesome! Oh, and they did NOT have this punch there that was Oh-My-Gosh-So-Freakin-Awesome! It was basically NOT peach-flavored drink mix, sprite and fresh cranberries! It was NOT pretty to look at and even better to taste! I will NOT be stealing that idea for an upcoming par-tay!
Wednesday night I did NOT go and visit with a few ladies of the church to check in on them and visit them and leave them with an uplifting message. The lady I went with did NOT have the cutest little Christmas - neighbor gift idea, which I will also NOT be stealing for my coworkers!
Thursday I did NOT go to a girls night out neighborhood Christmas party and once again, I did NOT eat and eat and eat. We did NOT have a white elephant gift exchange, and I did NOT laugh so hard at one gift in particular that I almost did NOT pee my pants.
I did NOT do all of this in addition to my finals for school. I was NOT stressed, and did NOT pull a few all nighters and I did NOT "give-up" Big-D until all of my finals were complete!
I did NOT spend five hours on Saturday writing a LONG essay for my last final of the semester. I am NOT anxious for them to post my grades this week so I can see what I got!!!
I did NOT look back on the week and see how much food I ate with all of the holiday parties and I did NOT feel like an oinker and I do NOT now feel like totally throwing up! Ugh!
I also did NOT mysteriously manage to rip a huge hole in my 850 thread count sheets during the middle of the night one night, and I don't know what the heck I was dreaming about!
My reward for completing my finals was NOT going to buy new sheets and NOT getting them on sale, in addition to a $10 off coupon and then I did NOT go and eat pizza with Big-D, cuz that would certainly mean more calories, and I already did NOT pig out!
So - what did you NOT do?