Thursday, October 8, 2009

Bloggy Fog, Bloggy Fog, Bloggy Fog (Say THAT Three Tmes Fast!)

so many thoughts spinning in my head. I want to blog, but about what? Which topic to pursue next?

  • the lady in the airport who was carrying waterlogged jugs without the safety harness of her bra?
  • The fact that there is a "scent" on my pillow that reminds me of perfume, but not a kind I wear, which then leaves me feeling like one of the bears in Goldilocks, as if "Somebody has been sleeping in MY bed"?
  • how sometimes when I pray at night, I fall asleep, leaving an indentation on my forehead from my watch and making my knees really really sore? I mean, God gets that I am tired, right?
  • How I am tired of hearing people's excuses, and why can't they just call a spade a spade? I mean if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... a spade duck?
  • About how I hate the phrase "I take it back", cuz once you say it you can't really ever "take it back"?... I mean it is out there... the damage is done.
  • How I sat next to a cute little girl on an airplane and she offered me a stick of gum?
  • How I am STAR-HAR-HAR-VING at night and really just want a big juicy burger?
  • How I had a great girls night and saw the movie "Whip It" and how my favorite line is oh-so-funny and yet oh-so-highly-inappropriate?
  • How I mothered via Facebook?
  • How I drove to the library before realizing my pants were turned inside out, so I hopped in the back seat to take them off and fix them?
  • How I keep a running list in my blackberry of possible blog topics as they enter my head? and about how I've just covered most of them in this one simple post?

    Yeah... I GUESS I could blog about that... :)

    What about you? anything in particular you wanna know? Maybe I shall blog about that while I am at it :)


greenolive said...

no ideas for a blog, but thank you for the whoopie pies. I have to eat them in secret so I won't have to share.

S Club Mama said...

I could totally eat a burger at night...wanted one all day yesterday!

Susie said...

I think you should start at the top of the list and work your way down. I love your writing and I want to read about all of those!!

Alice in Wonderland said...

I agree with Susie! Just start at the top and work your way down! I'd love to read about some of these!

Puphigirl said...

Um, when do we hear details of the Menaissance?

BlueCastle said...

Yes, start with your list. I want to hear about it all. :) And of course, there's always the Menaissance....

Betty said...

All of them sound interesting!
Maybe you can tell me how you run on so little sleep?

Era said...

Great list. You even made the list sound interesting so I'm sure they'll all be good.

Debbi said...

hahah, oh man Em, I wuv you!!

the pants: you rock. I'd SOOO do that!

And I'm WAY more bloggy funked than you, I swear. It sucks.

Ruthykins said...

greenolive says that you are supposed to call me and have me tell you a story when you need to go to sleep. i guess she thinks i'm boring.

Dianne said...

ok, i said that 3 times, fast, and i am still here. Was I supposed to click my heels or something?