Saturday, September 5, 2009

Post of Penitence

Have mercy upon me, O Bloggy Readers, according to thy bloggy-loving-kindness: according unto the multitude of thy tender mercies, Blog out my inattentiveness which hast occurred due to my recent school studies.

Wash me thoroughly from mine iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin.

For I acknowledge I have not read thy blogs this past week: and my sin is ever before me.

Behold, I was studying for mine university, and in bloggy-comment-omission I did live.

Purge me with mine excuses, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

Make me to read joy and gladness; that all of thy bloggers shall rejoice.

Hide my face from my bloggy-shame, and blot out all mine abandonment to thy blogs.

Create in me a clean post, O Bloggers; and renew a spirit within me to return to read diligently thy works.

Cast me not away from thy follower’s list; and take not thine access from me.

O Bloggers; my fingers shall type out praise and afford thee with comments this week, I assure thee.

Then shalt thou be pleased with the sacrifices of sleep, with lack of food: so that I may offer up mine eyes upon your blogs once again.


Anonymous said...

Lol! Don't worry!

Alice in Wonderland said...

You are forgiven, my child. NOW GO AND WASH THE DISHES!!! LOL! 8-)

Susie said...

What a fun confessional on a Sunday morning:-)

Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys said...

No problem....I have been a blog slacker lately too.

greenolive said...

where do you come up with this stuff?

S Club Mama said...

lol...I'm usually a slacker at reading other blogs...augh!

tadonn! said...

Ohh my! Usually your stuff is so funny and upbeat. I think that you must be feeling the heat on your heels, from the "fire below!" I wonder does this make you a blogsphemer? or just a blasphemer?
BTW I really enjoyed the Create in me a clean post... line.
As I read this on Monday... I notice thee has a disabled laptop! HAHAHA! someone's been smote down! SORRY I can't help my self sometimes. LOL

Anonymous said...

I love the way you repurposed this passage, beautifully done.

RhondaLue said...

how can thee repent and I not forgive? I forgive thee.

And I have my own confessions about not reading blogs lately, due to studies as well!

Megan said...

Hahahahahaha!!! Awesome! Love it!