Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Gettin LUCKY Can Be Magically Delicious!

I posted this on my FB page last Friday and one of my friends said I should post it on my blog too. I was like, "What the Hay?"... so, sorry for those of you who have already seen this...
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So whaddya do when it's like 10:19pm on a Friday night and you have no date, you left your "friend's" house early cuz he has to go to bed so he can like get up at the crack of dawn (not that Dawn enjoys it either, teehee) and you've nobody to talk to cuz like all your other online friends have lives and your one neighbor is doing family stuff and the other one is out of town, and even your own children have better social lives as they are at slumber parties and camp, and you're starving, but it's too hot to cook cuz the dork that put the new motor in the evap cooler put in the wrong size so it doesn't really work properly, thereby reducing you to strip down to just your underwear and it's just too much of an effort to slap some clothes on to go through the drive thru? I mean really, what do you do (besides like write the world's most incredibly long, run-on sentence)??? Well, allow me to give you step-by-step instructions:

1) scour the pantry in search of marshmallows
2) place about 5 or 6 large marshmallows on microwave-safe plate and microwave about 15 seconds
3) as those are cooking, quadrupling in size, return to pantry and eye each shelf up and down until spotting the Lucky Charms, and ask yourself what could be better with marshmallows than more marshmallows?
4) begin to snicker...adding a little mischievous chuckle at the end
5) remove plate from microwave and pour a generous amount of Lucky Charms on top, stirring frequently, as if you were some crazy scientist mixing a potion, inducing more maniacal laughter, and possibly a snort.
6) decide that Tropical Punch Flavored Kool-Aid will help wash the mountainous marshmallow conglomeration down and make a pitcher of the stuff... forget the cup... no need to use manners. after all, you're alone and already in your underwear, right?
7) let out a brilliant, "Mwahahahahaha!", thereby inducing more giggles and snorts at yourself
8) grab camera phone and take pic for FB/Blog
9) in one hand carry pitcher, in the other hand the plate of marshmallowy goodness and return to bed
10) type with the few non-sticky fingers and journalize for everyone to witness how you just got... "Lucky"

What? You have any better ideas? Oh sure, there's that... you could just do something normal, like watch TV or read a book I suppose...

19 comments:

greenolive said...

forget rice krispies, next time I'm making Lucky Charm squares. that looks good

Debbi said...

lucky charm squares sounds like a GREAT idea.
Although I hate marshmallows.


You're hilarious, hun.

The Willeyes said...

Yum! I think you should start a recipe section on yummy late night snacks :) Next time you make them...hello...share :D

Megs said...

Well, Mel if she shares you'd have to avert your eyes... making these treats in the buff is part of the recipe.

Betty said...

Ok, to me that looks really gross! :)
Did you really eat it?
You are so funny, when bored!

Cassie the Sassie Lassie said...

I was scared. For a moment, I thought you were going to put a picture of yourself in your skivvies... no offense, but NO ONE looks good in their underwear (at this point in my life).

That actually looks kinda good. I had a dream about stirring marshmallows and CORN FLAKES once. Does that count?

Puphigirl said...

I like to use Fruity Pebbles for Rice Krispie treats. I also like to use Cap'n Crunch.

Ronnica said...

Haha, that actually looks good!

Ashley said...

Haha! Sounds like a good night!!

Ruthykins said...

i thought you were going to say that when you are bored you call your little sister ruthy for some talking time. it's nice to know that i'm not your backup for being bored.

Susie said...

No...I dip a spoon in peanut butter and shake chocolate chips over it. Shameful:-)

purplehaze said...

Oh I thought you were going to add chocolate!! LOL

mrbusdr said...

Looks nasty. But then I like fried mush.

Blog Stalker said...

I know I have been a stranger as of late, but that actually looked great......my teeth hurt just looking at it. lol

you may have stumbled upon your million dollar idea!

Have a great day!

Julie said...

Yum! Dang I should have been home so you could share! I'll be back in a few days and we need to get together and catch up. I miss talking to you.

RhondaLue said...

it looks yum.

Megan said...

That's AWESOME!!! Frickin hilarious!! I bet it was pretty tastey too, huh?! :0P

Yaya said...

Ewwww!

apleasantplace said...

What a scream.

And I've been there, braless and hungry but weighing the pros and cons have decided it wasn't worth dressing for a Burger King hamburger...though I raided the less sweet matzoh with cream cheese.