Here is another episode of Not Me Monday... and all the things I did NOT do last week...
Last week I did NOT miss the gym on 2 occasions because I was NOT tired on one and I did NOT pull a muscle in my back on the other. The day I did manage to go to the gym I did NOT cry while I did NOT watch The Biggest Loser Makeover Movie Premier and the guy who was NOT on the bike next to me did NOT look at me like I was NOT one of those women. I also did NOT lose another 1.1 lbs. I know... you should totally NOT congratulate me on this.
I did NOT accidentally neglect some frozen bread dough thawing in the fridge, which did NOT quadruple in size forming one huge blob, which was NOT the size of a bowling ball, did NOT smell sour and I did NOT have to throw it out. I did NOT make homemade peanut butter bars which my kids totally did NOT eat right up. I did NOT bust tons of loads of laundry out like a mad woman on a mission and I certainly did NOT forget to take my meds on any given night.
I did NOT work late on two occasions and I did NOT say on at least three that I need to find a different job. I did NOT think that last week was stressful at work and I was NOT grateful for the weekend!
At the end of one of my crappy work days, I did NOT call Richard from Pinnacle Title a Pee-Pee Head Pencil-Pusher on Facebook. I did NOT continue to write slightly naughty things on Facebook just to get comments, because I am NOT that vain and do NOT need that much attention. Also, I did NOT stay up way too late two nights in a row chatting with Mattie on Facebook and I did NOT wake up late the next mornings because of it.
Speaking of sleep, I did NOT have any weird dreams last week, and they were NOT rated "M" for "Mature", and I did NOT wake up all disappointed to find out they were only dreams.
I did NOT emcee our "fair" activity Saturday at church and we did NOT have judging on certain events such as butter sculpting, art, and cake decorating. And I certainly did NOT have fun stuff like Ice Cream Eating Contests either. The little kids did NOT enjoy the Leap Frog Competition so much that it did NOT make the older kids want to do one too! I did NOT allow the teenagers to play Leap Frog which was NOT so totally funny! We did NOT have a good turn out and a good time was NOT had by all.
I did NOT go to Big-D's house and he did NOT pull boxes out of his attic left by previous owners. I did NOT rummage through the boxes and I did NOT discover a Vintage GumBall Machine (NOT still containing 1 gumball), some old coins, and a $2-bill from 1976. I also did NOT open a box that was NOT filled with Love-Letters and a Journal. Of course because I am NOT nosey and I do NOT love a good Love-Story, I did NOT start reading the letters out-loud. We did NOT end up spending over two hours in that room reading the letters. It was NOT better than any TV show. And I certainly did NOT ask Big-D if I could keep the letters and Blog about them. He did NOT suggest we first try to find the couple online. Therefore we did NOT go downstairs and do a search and we did NOT find the hubby on Facebook. I did NOT send him a message. I am NOT sort of hoping he doesn't respond as I certainly would NOT want to have to keep the steamy letters and blog about them.
So... what did you NOT do last week?