Sunday, December 28, 2008

Church Bubbles

So last Sunday, I was playing piano for the little kids during their song time at church. The three year-old class ("The Sunbeam Class") was late coming in. Their row is right up front, near the piano. And since they were late, the teacher was trying to get them in quietly. This is what I hear next - and in very loud "outdoor" voices:

Sunbeam #1: Who Farted?
Teacher: Shhh....
Sunbeam #2: Yeah! It smells like a FART!!!
Teacher: Shhh...
Sunbeam #3: Sometimes when I Fart I feel bubbles!

At this point the teacher the teacher tries to "shush" them again. She looks at me and can't contain her giggle any more. We both start cracking up. I begin to laugh so hard I cry, and can't hardly see the music on the page in front of me.

Ahhh - the joy and honesty of 3 year-olds. Quite refreshing, isn't it? (Unless it smells like a Fart!)

14 comments:

Cindy said...

You didn't pee your pants did you?

Sorry that was gross :)

Yaya said...

Lol! Hilarious!

Mrs de Miranda said...

hahahahahahahaha too funny!!!

Megs said...

I'm betting it was Sunbeam #3's bubbles that caused the ruckus.

TravAndToni said...

That is too funny! I don't know if three year olds have an instinct for knowing when an entire group of people will be able to hear them say those funny little things, but I think they must.

Tamie said...

since i am the primary chorister, i hear that stuff all.the.time! but seriously, sitting behind the piano can be the best seat in the house. :)

RhondaLue said...

I love me some sunbeams!!! ha ha

greenolive said...

I love it.

Nana said...

At least it was just a fart. I have see worse.

Blog Stalker said...

Sunbeams are the BEST! They just calls em like theys see em!

Vickie said...

That was funny!! Kids say the cutest things. At that age farts are cute:)

The Willeyes said...

Ok, you just made my day!!! Thanks...aren't hey great:)

Susie said...

That is toooooooo funny:-)

ann said...

I was on the christmas committee this year as well. I'm soooo glad it is over.