So, we had a meeting at work on Friday, and I was craving doughnuts, so I thought, "Why not?" I mean, after all, it had been over a year since I had actually had a donut! (never mind the cheese danishes I punished the previous month - oh and notice I actually used both acceptable spellings of the word!)
Now, my FAVORITE donuts would have to be Dunford Donuts . I love their Glazed Chocolate Donuts...
Not to be confused with Chocolate Glazed Donuts...
Let's see... 5 office employees, 2 donuts for each...and then a client or two might come in...so add a few more. Heck - make it a dozen, right?
I take the dozen to work. We have them during our weekly office meeting. I eat my 2. My coworkers, however are not doing their part; they are not eating their quota of 2 each. They are leaving several in the box. I can't very well let these donuts go to waste. So, I had to have another one myself.
Then after the meeting, I started some very BORING online training. Y'know the sort, "ethics", "ergonomics", "harassment in the workplace", etc. So, the ONLY way I could possibly endure this, is by eating another donut.
EVERYone in the office had a lunch appointment EXCEPT me. I got to stay behind and "watch the fort". But they promised to bring me back something good (my fav sandwich from Paradise Bakery, The Chicken Artichoke Panini, hmmm). Soon, it was 12:30 pm, and I was STARVING! By 12:45 pm, I decided to just take a wee little peek inside the donut box. Three Left? That means if I eat ONLY one more, there will still be some left, and no one will suspect that I was the pig that ate most of them!!! (except the one that reads this blog, tee hee.)
I debated... to have the donut, or not have the donut? But then I remembered this motivational saying I heard once, that goes like this: "When upon life's journey, whatever be your goal, Keep your eye upon the donut, and not upon the hole."
I mean, seriously, I HAD to eat that 5th donut, right? Plus it was a blueberry donut, so it was sort of healthy.
"This little piggy went to market... This little piggy ate 5 Krispy Kremes... This little Piggy got fatty-fat-fat... this little Piggy won't eat another donut for another three years... And This Little Piggy, went barf, barf, barf...all the way home!"
By the way - I was still able to polish off the panini they brought back for me... geesh, what a pig!