Friday, October 24, 2008

Fashion Gone Wrong

I am a fan of TLC's What Not To Wear. So, when I received the 1st pic (see below) in my email a few days ago, I couldn't resist blogging about it! Todays Festive Friday with Fun on the Blog is a little segment I call "Fashion Gone Wrong". Caution: The following Distrubing pictures may not be suitable for all veiwers.

Redneck Halter Top~ Ok. I have to admit, it is resourceful!
Ah...there's nothing quite like riding the hog with your hair flapping in the wind... but that's all i wanna see flappin! You got that buster???

So just how drunk does a redneck have to be to think this looks purdy? Wait- she's not drunk?
You too can have your very own Hammer Pants! (You know you wanna)
All maybe you don't wanna, but these people sure did!
Yikes! is right!
And now on to the HOME-MADE FORMAL WEAR...


Has anyone seen my tablecloth? Eww! Has anyone seen her Bra???


Dungeons & Dragons called. They want their mideival curtains back...
Oh baby! You were so busy whipping up Jamal's prom duds you ran out of material for yourself, bless your heart. Hey - are those Hammer Pants???
I know every girl wants to feel like a princess on her wedding day, but lose the straps, and the um, wand? Also, Little Lu-Lu is wondering where her ruffled bed duster disappeared to. Oh - and Karen wants her Bedazzler back from 1989.
Quick! Hide the child. Maybe no one will notice we've already done went and had a yung'un 'fore the weddin night!
This formal gown takes the cake! Not sure if it's a wedding dress or a prom dress but looks like some alterations were needed since the initial fitting 9 months before...
And finally...a word of Warning to EVERYONE out there!!!

The 'End'
(sorry, couldn't help myself)

p.s. - for more butt loads of fun, go to http://www.google.com/ and type in "Ghetto Proms". Enjoy!


36 comments:

Tara Bennett said...

LOL! This post is too funny! I did a fashion musings post recently, but yours is so much better than mine, I almost peed I laughed so hard! The pregnancy/surgical scar dress - I almost died.

Congrats on being featured!

Nonnas News said...

Here from BATW. That post is hillarious!!

Betty said...

LOL! I have become an instant fan! I will be back.
Yeaahhh for BATW day!

caron said...

Hey I'm from BATW. You are very funny! Love the fashion gone wrong.

Desi said...

Oh man. That was officially one of the scariest posts I've ever seen. Well done!!

Kori said...

I just stopped over from BATW. Loved the post over there. And this one really takes the cake. Hilarious!

Stacey Cannon said...

That was awesome! :) You are so hilarious, and I LOVED LOVED LOVED this post; I was laughing so hard! What a great start to the day!

Debbie said...

Where in the heck did you find those pictures...oh my word...you are two for two today in the making me laugh out loud department! Funny!

Anonymous said...

Oh wow--haha. I saw parts of people I didn't even know existed! GROSS!

Ronnica said...

Oh wow. Those are hilarious! I can't think what was going through any of their minds...

The dude on the motorcycle is tan, too, especially on his back (though his legs ain't white). That means he probably wears that ensemble riding all the time!

Susie said...

Oh my gosh!!! That is sooooooo funny!! And so wrong:-)

Congratulations on your BATW feature! I hope you enjoy the attention today:-)

Charlotte said...

You have to wonder, what does the person taking the photo think?

Alicia @ Oh2122 said...

Holy cupcakes! You are hysterical!

Ok, so before I go scrub my eyes with Clorox, I have a confession.

I owned a pair of Hammer Pants in High School. In my defense it was in the early 90's and so did everyone else.

While it's not an excuse, I do remember them being THE most comfortable pants to wear on the "I am retaining so much water Macy's just slapped a logo on my bum" days... Just think of them as the yoga pants of yesteryear.

The Giggles Family said...

Those pics are hilarious! What's even more hilarious is that the one's in the pics probably don't think so!!!!
You're blog is very refreshing, I am glad to have found you through BATW.

Carrie
www.gigglesgrinsandgrades.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Oh gosh ... those clothes - can I call them that? And that pregnant lady with the hole in her dress... oh no..

ROFL!

purplehaze said...

LOL, how in the world do you find this stuff! I can't believe people actually wear that stuff and think they look good. The pregnant lady with the hole is a bit to much and the guys underwear please!! I needed a good laught thanks!

Carol said...

Too funny.

I have seen that the Hammer pants are making a legit comeback.

Crazy world of fashion.

Kimberlee said...

wow i love it! congrats on your BATW!

Alicia @ Oh2122 said...

Thanks for the shout out! That's a very cool way to highlight commenters.

And I just noticed the "homeskillet" up there. (No coffee today...) My peeps and I used to call each other homefry in high school. Ah, memories.

Joy said...

That tank top at the top really got me. There's no way.
I'm in to Reduce Reusing and Recycling. But even that ain't gonna happen.

"The Queen in Residence" said...

I am here from BATW and also to check out what Mindless is up too today. Lady that was amazing. All I can say is did any of these people look in a mirror before they went out the door? YIKES.
Thanks for another great laugh....enjoy all the love on your day.

MsTypo said...

Just visiting from BAtW. Your captions are too funny!!! *giggle*

Anna said...

Emma... you crack me up!!! I've stalked your blog for months... Ever since Julie started hers and you were on her friends list I've been reading yours and I LOVE it! I can be having the worse day ever and you cheer me up without even knowing it. I loved this post, it was awesome! I've started a family blog... Not hilarious like yours but updates ont the family.. We are at...

http://tylerandannageurts.blogspot.com/

Laura said...

-blinks rapidly- woah, scarred for life!

Our Two Blessings From Above said...

Funny post. The dude on the motorcycle wins the prize for "fashion Gone Wrong"

pinkelephant said...

Where do you find all these, Em?? I was impressed with the first one. It is disgusting but yet somehow creative. I should teach my boys what they can do with their undies after they are through!

tiki_lady said...

ewwww, I think i just puked a bit in my mouth! can you say NASTAY!
found ya through blogstalker

Rhonda said...

the ghetto prom peeps were the best. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!? I don't care what decade they were from...THAT was NEVER "IN"!

Off to google other ghetto proms. Thanks for the laugh!

Joyfulsister said...

Hello From BATW.
I'm speechless lol for once in my life!!! hmmm that's a first *smile*

MissKris said...

Oy! Maybe these people ought to watch BBC America's "You Are What You Eat"! I'm a first-time visitor, coming over from Blogstalker. I, for one, am NOT afraid to comment, haha! I don't understand those who are, but then again I don't understand much about anything that motivates the human race as it is. I just bumble and stumble along as best I can.

Melissa B. said...

Greetings from Virginia, which, of course, is for Lovers, Politics & History! Thanks so much for dropping in for my BATW Day in the Sun...Love your blog & REALLY love this particular post! Please drop by to see me again sometime soon!

Puphigirl said...

Any chance the white dress with the "window to the womb" was for Halloween? Yeah, probably not but that would have been way freaky.

CC said...

Hi from Texas via BATW. You are so funny..I have really enjoyed reading your blog and laughing. You made my day.!!
Come visit me in Texas..:)

Tulsi said...

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

ann said...

the last picture made me puck a little in my mouth!

The Willeyes said...

OH DEAR! is an understatement:) The "tank top" cracked me up when I got it in my e-mail. Don't you wonder sometimes whether people have mirrors in their house...and if they use them. There really should be fashion police:)