Not Me Monday

I am NOT too tired to tell you about my crazy week, that did NOT have me stressed out. It did NOT include driving to a concert which I thought started @ 7:30pm, but which really started @ 6:30pm. I did NOT then drive expediently to make it only about 30 min late, only to find out the concert had NOT been canceled because a play was still in production. But because I did NOT arrive late, I did NOT have to park in the ghetto. On my way back to the car, I did NOT walk right into the middle of a police take-down. I did NOT almost pee my pants and have a heart attack. And I most certainly did NOT have a melt down on the way home, and all for a stupid music critique class.

I did NOT have a strange dream last night in which I did NOT enter a man's apartment. I did NOT get the distinct impression I was dating him. As we were hanging out, he did NOT ask, "do you think it's possible to express love thru a FART?" I was NOT like, "eww gross!" Right as he let one rip. Then about 5 rowdy kids did NOT come barreling in the room, and they were NOT handling a newborn like a ragdoll, and then the newborn did NOT turn into a kitten. I did NOT ask myself, "what am I doing with this guy? I need to be with someone calm...and less disgusting!" And then I did NOT wake up.

So... what did you NOT do?

Not Me Monday

This will NOT be a short post as my laptop is brokey brokey and I do NOT have to send this from my BlackBerry, which is NOT a pain.

I am NOT irritated as I was planning to do school work this lovely Labor Day.

This past week I did NOT start getting excited about my trip home (no kids, just me) and did NOT start making loose plans. I am NOT excited to see my sissy, Sarah and it will NOT be her birthday when I am there.

Also, I did NOT make plans to hang with my besties RatMonkey, TaDonn, and long-time-no-see friend Laura who married a guy that I once dated (and he got the better gal!).

I was NOT excited to learn my Amish family will plan a big gathering while I am there too! My mouth is NOT already drooling.

And finally, if you remember my journal journey entries of the 1st love, you will NOT find it interesting that he will NOT be picking me up from the airport. No, I am NOT sooo excited about all of that!

So...what did you NOT do?