Showing posts with label english. Show all posts
Showing posts with label english. Show all posts

Monday, February 7, 2011

Writing Assignments

I am totally loving my writing class. In spite of the fact that my instructor *sometimes* doesn't wear a bra, and in spite of the fact that she doesn't pronounce words correctly nor uses good diction, she is a pretty good writing teacher. I have her for "Intro to Writing Fiction" and I absolutely love that class.

Over the years people would tell me I should "get published", as if it were something easy to do. I mean we "get" up in the morning. We "get" dressed. We "get" to go places. And sometimes we "get" to have our cake and eat it too. So, why not "get" published? Well, unless I choose to self-publish, it isn't that simple.

First of all, I don't have any credentials. Secondly, I do not have an agent. Thirdly, I don't have the money to self-publish. And lastly -- there are tons of unsolicited manuscripts sent to editors each day. So, the likelihood of me "getting" published? My guess would be slim to none at this point. I figure the English degree will help with that, at least the credentials part. The rest? Well, we'll just have to wait and see.

One reason I like my instructor is because she challenges us, gets us to stretch our thinking - which is what you want to do if you're going to write fiction. For example, one assignment was to write a story about anything, in first-person, and from the perspective of the opposite sex. That was a little challenging, since I am not a man and do not know how men think. But to trying to convince the readers that the "voice" was a man's was sort of fun. For another assignment she had us write in pen across the top of our papers, "One topic I wouldn't be interested in writing about is ____________". I wrote down "Futuristic Warfare". Then, we had to spend 20 minutes in class writing a story with that theme. It was hard at first. But I found that I could work around the technicalities a bit and then it wasn't so bad.

The assignment that has been the hardest by far is this. 1) Write a 2-4 pg story on any topic. 2) Write yourself in as the main character, using your own name and keeping true to all of your physical characteristics and personality traits. 3) All other elements, ie setting, other characters, story line, etc., must be completely fictional. This may not be autobiographical in any way.

When I read the assignment, it didn't LOOK hard. But when I sat down to write it -- ahh! I always draw on my personal experiences for stories. And although my characters are similar to me in many ways, I usually make them better than me - more successful, more beautiful, more powerful, etc. So, essentially this is like plucking myself out of my current life and putting myself into a totally different plot and then writing about it.

It's due tomorrow. I am having a little bit of fun with it, but it's just a bit harder. Does it seem that hard to you? What story would you write yourself into if you could?

Monday, December 1, 2008

Monday Night: Time for Headlines!

I did a post of funny Headlines/Newspaper articles a few weeks back. Since then, I have received about 30 more, via email. Here they are...Enjoy!























Friday, November 14, 2008

Engrish

For today's Festive Friday with Fun on the Blog - it's the final segment of our making-fun-of-English Tribute week!

Probably the funniest thing about the English language is when it is translated from another language. About 7 years ago I ran across this website Engrish.com A man had been traveling back and forth to Japan so often and started to notice all of the errors in English advertisements (mostly due to the Japanese confusion of R's & L's). He decided to post them online. Here are some of my favs... oh - and it is funnier if read out-loud.


Hmmm.... perhaps virtual bowling is virtually boring!
Infectious Laugh - not Infections. And he is a hot item, not that he is a hottie! tee hee!
I think they mean "smells" refreshing...
How many wishes does one exactly get with his lunch? Let's not be Greedy!
Personally, I like to Lub Rotion on my dry hands.

I always feel re-fleshed after drinking lemon.

(double click to read print)
so - what you're saying is these are diapers?

Oh good... cuz I trined others that weren't so plentiful taste.
Trying to eat pizza which delivers various tastes always eases my anxiety!
hmmm... I'll leave this one alone.
I am assuming this is next to a fire extinguisher?

Hmmm - Dericious!

too funny!

Will someone please order the car to stop eating??? oh - you mean Odor-Eater!!!

Stay away from the brown ones.
Maybe you could wash it down with chunky milk too?

By the way - this is a package of men's boxers.
Bottled?
because batteries are always so tempting...

"Spray on teenage son before letting him leave for date"

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Headlines

One of my favorite things about The Tonight Show is when Jay Leno does Monday night headlines. Granted, it's not Monday night. However, in celebration this week of improper grammer, misspelled words, incorrect use of punctutation and perhaps English taken out of context...what else makes sense? So - here we go... Headlines!