What's all the rage with skinny jeans? I truly don't get it. I hated skinny jeans in the 80's and I hate them now too. Just my opinion, but I don't think they are flattering to anyone. And I am sorry to say this, but the only people who look good in Skinny Jeans are Skinny Girls! And even then I still think the other jeans are still more flattering on skinny women. I think that skinny jeans "cut" people off at the ankles and it somehow makes them look ill-proportioned, whereas jeans with a slight flare accentuate the long legs. (Skinny jeans on left, Boot cut on right).
Seriously folks... I know I just said this, but I feel it can't be said enough. Skinny Jeans only look good on Skinny Girls.
I am sorry to be the one to tell you this, but if you are plus-size, you should avoid skinny jeans. I really don't say that to be mean or catty. And no, I am not some skinny girl trying to put anyone else down. Trust me, I am NOT someone who could get away with the wearin' o' the skinny jeans either.
Myth: If they make it in my size, it must look good on me.
Do you see how these "skinny" jeans only accentuate the not-so-skinny parts of these plus-sized women? Hips and thighs look way bigger. And even if they are comfortable, they look "squeezed in". That is just the design of the jeans. So, if you're a plus size, skinny jeans will actually make you look MORE plus than you probably are. Also, I restate my whole thing with the cutting off at the ankles, not to mention that the crotch of the jeans are not in the right place, so it just makes the widest part look that much wider. These are NOT flattering jeans.
Now, onto some more flattering plus-size jeans...
Ok, the one on the far left are "flared" and the other two are simply "boot cut". Either way, these are all better options than the skinny jeans. They elongate the legs and actually make the body look thinner.
Now, I know you are all waiting for me to go there, so let's go. Skinny Jeans on Men...
One word: NO!
Skinny jeans for men should be outlawed. First of all, the only reason they MAKE skinny jeans for guys is because tons of guys started wearing girls jeans about 5 years ago. The trend continued and clothing manufacturers decided to cash in on this and start makin' 'em skinny for the boys. Even if guys are super skinny, WHY do they want to wearing skinny jeans? Do they LIKE looking like they have skinny girl bodies? Sorry, Zac Efron. As cute as I think you are, I think skinny jeans sort girlify you.
I actually think that when guys wear skinny jeans they sort of look like gnomes or elves...
Not to mention the fact, that from behind it looks like they've dropped a deuce in their pants. I mean, who wants to walk around looking like a diaper butt?
Speaking of "Diaper Butt", let's also clarify that baggy "gangsta" jeans halfway down your tookus is not a good look either. Just makes you look short and squatty. Why would a real man wanna look all short and squatty and like he pooped his pants?
Let's take a look at some of what I like to call "manly-man" jeans...
MmmHmm... may we see some more please???
Verrrrry nice. Now how about a few more of you turn around???
Aww... ya see that? NO Diaper-Butt! Just pure manly-man jeans! Ohhhh yeahhhhh...
So, let's review a little, shall we? WHO looks good in skinny jeans? Say it with me... SKINNY GIRLS. If they make it in my size does that automatically mean it's gonna look good? NO!
Good, you're catching on! Now get out there and dress your best self!
(Seriously, go on now... I gotta get back to my men here... tee hee)
NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR - It is not the intent of the author to offend or harm any readers. Please note the views expressed herein are my own and do not necessarily represent the views of other followers to this blog. If you so happen to disagree with this post I invite you to write your own post about it on your blog. Negative comments to this post will be removed at the sole discretion of the author of this blog. Oh yeah... and Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear... especially if wearing skinny jeans! :)