Sunday, November 15, 2009

Not Me Monday

Monday!!! *sings* La-La-La-La-La!!! Time to tell you all the things that I did NOT do or say this past week.

Starting with Monday, I did NOT have to wait on hold while making routine calls to the city for utility updates (NOT part of my daily job) and I did NOT hear Christmas Music playing already. I was NOT surprised.

I did NOT hear an old 80's tune on the radio, and that night I did NOT chat with an old friend, JonBoy and he & I do NOT always talk about music, and we did NOT get on this 80's kick. I then did NOT decide to create an 80's Playlist on my iPod and I did NOT start a poll about it on Facebook, and by the way... what is NOT your fav 80's band/song? I would NOT say one of my 80's Besties is NOT John Cougar Mellencamp and his tune "Jack & Diane" is NOT like my fav, and PrettyPrettyPrincess did NOT ask (while NOT listening to the song with me) what a "Bible Belt" was and how one might wear it?

Tuesday I did NOT spend the evening with the church ladies as we had a dinner and did some great projects that could be used as inexpensive holiday gifts. I did NOT put together 7 jars of Mixes to give as gifts this holiday, and it did NOT only cost $24.50 ($3.50/ea, including the Jar)!!!

Thursday night I was NOT bogged down with Homework and I did NOT have to go to the bakery with free Wi-fi to study as being at home was NOT giving me too many distractions as the dishes in the sink were NOT calling out my name. I was NOT getting a little stressed over some Computer Homework, and since I have NOT already told you that Big-D is my personal "Geek Squad" Hero, I will NOT also mention that he "happened" to come to the bakery and he did NOT calm me down and help me make sense of the tedious "busy-work" homework assigned by the Homework Nazi my instructor. A complete meltdown was NOT averted.

Since the hostile takeover buy-out from our new parent company, we are NOT currently required by corporate to take one PTO day per month. I did NOT take off Friday the 13th, and did NOT plan to perhaps deep-clean my house. Instead, I did NOT sleep in, followed by a long hot shower, lunch with Big-D and then I did NOT spend the rest of the afternoon in the Library as it has the free Wi-Fi and the laundry was NOT calling my name this time. However, once I got to the library, I did NOT have a hard time focusing and there were NOT some pretty smelly folks there. First, a family did NOT come in and look for books near where I was sitting, and their clothes were NOT thick with cigarette smoke, and my eyes did NOT start watering really bad. After they left, an extremely unkempt and disheveled man was nearby, and all I could NOT smell was "Swutt" (sweaty-butt) and I did NOT feel like throwing up. I did NOT finally move to another corner, and by that time all I did NOT accomplish was reading blog posts! hahaha!

Even though I did NOT clean only a little instead of "Deep cleaning", I still feel pretty good about the weekend's accomplishments. I did NOT manage to cook three meals on Sunday, two of which will NOT be used tonight and tomorrow, since I will NOT be busy.

I did NOT have a great weekend in spite of the snow we had, the housework that was NOT slightly neglected, an unwanted visitor (whom I will NOT tell you about tomorrow) and more homework. I would NOT like to tell you all more about it, except I do NOT think you are all already tired of hearing about Big-D and Me... :)

So... what did you NOT do this week?


BlueCastle said...

I for one, enjoy hearing about you and Big-D. :) Glad you got a day off last week.

Susie said...

I did NOT sleep 13 hours on Friday night because I was NOT exhausted from my busy week:-)

Puphigirl said...

I did NOT have a stressful week because I did NOT have 3 projects due and a test. Also, I did NOT take the PRAXIS which is a two hour teacher-licensure test. I will NOT find out the results in 4-6 weeks.

Alice in Wonderland said...

I love reading about all the things that you did NOT do over the week!
I am NOT glad to hear that you and Big D seem to be making a go of things, so I do NOT wish you all the happiness that you do NOT deserve!

RhondaLue said...

More big D, MORE BIG-D!!!!!!

what a great weekend you had! :)

okeydokeyifine said...

I did not clean each room in the house including the fridge while the house was empty. I did not ask hubby to make a hat rack for the wall, which he did not do. I did not make cinnamon rolls today which are not rising at this very moment and not smelling up the house with a great smell. I did not make arrangememts for Santa for my church's Christmas breakfast. I did not leat the younguns play with playdough which is not all over the kitchen table. And I did not catch up on face book.

Ruthykins said...

i am NOT commenting! i am NOT still alive and i do NOT read your blog almost everyday. now that i got that out of the way, i did not slack off after a very hectic weekend last week. i am NOT still recuperating.

greenolive said...

I did not buy a bunch a Christmas presents.