Monday...time to tell you all the things that did or did NOT happen to me this past week.
I did NOT get tickets from work for the Jazz game last week. Some clients of ours did NOT go and I did NOT take Big-D. Since we would NOT be walking in the F-F-Freezing cold and since the seats in the Energy Solutions Arena are NOT close together, I did NOT decide to leave my purse locked up in Big-D's office. We then did NOT walk in said F-F-Freezing cold over to eat dinner first and then did NOT walk in F-F-Freezing cold over to the game. The game was NOT a disappointment as the Jazz did NOT look like a bunch of sorry-sad tired players and we did NOT lose to the Rockets. Afterwards, I did NOT do things like play "pat-a-bum" in front of a certain someone's security cam at his office building (while going to retrieve purse) and later I may NOT have been involved in "surprising" the cleaning lady when she may NOT have entered a dimly lit office and happen upon two other people (one of whom may NOT have been me) "testing out the sofa" to make sure it was NOT comfy... No, I certainly did NOT, as that would have been highly inappropriate!
I did NOT spend most of the week working on a "group" project for my Communications class, which really does NOT mean that I did NOT do most of the work as all but one other group member did NOT flake out. The other participant did NOT end up with strep throat and I was just NOT finally glad to be done with it and turn it in.
I also did NOT have a few dress rehearsals for the play, "Cinderella and the Substitute Fairy Godmother" of which I was NOT directing and we did NOT have our performance Saturday night. It was NOT a ton of fun and the cast did NOT do a fabulous job!
I did NOT sleep in Sunday and then spend three hours at church, followed by an activities planning meeting of which I am NOT the chairperson. I was NOT so busy, that I did NOT forget to eat anything All.Day.Long. It was NOT 11pm before I realized why I was HUNGRY!!! DUH!
So... what did you NOT do this week?
8 comments:
Sounds like you had a busy week!
I did NOT get a report card in the mail for my oldest son which did NOT have straight A's. I did NOT have 2 tests to take which I did fairly well on. I did NOT finally get all of the Halloween decorations put away and get out the Fall decoration.
I did NOT forget to eat Sunday. For reals, I'm not sure that ever happens to me.
Sounds like you need a nap!
Testing out the couch? Was it comfy? ;)
You crack me up.
I did NOT eat all the Halloween candy!!!
I DID NOT just TOTALLY laugh my face off at the couch incident with the cleaning lady. I do NOT just need to meet you some day, so I can sit there and laugh at all the things you do NOT do.
I did NOT eat way to much ice-cream.
once again, i did not resolve to do 15 crunches and 15 reverse crunches every day only to flake out after two days. i was not proud of my son for singing and talking in church in front of everyone and did not tear up after looking at nursemom, who was not tearing up. see, andrew has not made great progress in that area. i also did not get nursemom to bring me my MIL's car keys because she did not lock herself out while my niece was not locked in her carseat in there. i was not panicked without showing it.
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