Men do it All.The.Time!!! In fact it is practically EXPECTED!!! They Pass Gas, Leave Air Biscuits, Let Her Rip, Rip One, Break Wind, Cut One, Cut the Cheese!, or better yet, Cut The Cheese Without The Crackers!
Yes... MEN F-A-R-T!!!
Women, on the other hand... well, they DON'T do it
And if, per chance they get a slight, little rumbly in their tumbly, well, then... they Puff, Poot, Toot, Fluff, and possibly *maybe*, occasionally Squeak. They may even have a burp that went astray... but they certainly NEVER, EVER, EVER F-A-R-T!!!!!
I'm just saying...
and once, if by chance there *might* have been a slight incident like a year ago, in which one slipped past in front of a certain someone, then I am certain I would have started to cry and I am even more certain that I would have sworn said certain someone to secrecy and placed him under oath and covenant to never speak of such dreadful circumstance again, and I just know that bringing up such incident would be like pouring salt in the wound and reduce me to tears all over again... thus, it is easier to Just.Not.Do.It. to begin with... which I didn't... ever!!!
Oh... this reminds me.... Once Harriet Olsen was "sick" and had to stay in bed. They finally got the Doc to come and take a look at her... He told her she had "The Vapors." She was MORTIFIED, as I would be too! HAHAHA!