I know. I don't always do things "by the book". Go ahead, judge me.
I don't always "follow the rules", even if/when I made up those rules. Go ahead, judge me.
I know... sometimes my middle child eats an ice cream sandwich for breakfast on his way to school. Go ahead, judge me.
I am horrible about making my children go to bed on time. Heck, I can barely get to bed at a decent hour myself. Go ahead, judge me.
I know... sometimes I say things I shouldn't say like, "That's what she said"... Go ahead, judge me.
I did not plant a garden and was not fruitful & self-sufficient this summer. Go ahead, judge me.
The only reason my recycle bin makes it out to the curb is because both of my neighbors fill it up, while I continue to throw "trash" away. Go ahead, judge me.
I allowed my son to find a loophole so that he didn't have to break a rule, nor ask me to allow him to break such said rule. Go ahead, judge me.
It's true... On occassion, I have taken the teens TPing, on WalMart Scavenger Hunts, Midnight Walks, on various trails, and on late-night stake-outs so they could plaster Post-It notes all over a girl's front window. Go head, judge me.
My 9 year old has learned to do laundry and now I rarely wash any of my children's clothes, let alone and put them away. What do I care if they get wrinkled as they SHOVE them in their drawers??? They are the ones that have to wear them, right? Go ahead, judge me.
My 15 year old son has held a girl's hand... and I know about it... and I don't care. Go ahead, judge me.
I don't always serve from ALL FIVE FOOD GROUPs during dinner. Sometimes, a frozen burrito or an Eggo IS dinner. Go ahead, judge me.
Yes, very recently I uttered the word "crap" from across the pulpit at church... yes, they noticed. Go ahead, judge me.
I will probably always talk a bit too fast, a bit too much and perhaps (on occassion) a bit too loudly. Go ahead, judge me.
Go ahead... judge me. And as long as we're "playing"... how about you lay YOUR cards out on the table, and I will judge you too! Of course, it would probably be an uneven playing field as you're so close to perfect and all... HAHAHA! ooops... was that too harsh?
Well, go ahead... judge me!