Friday, July 17, 2009

Pictures: A Week in Review

Here is a review of last week, documented with pics taken by my handy-dandy cell phone camera.

Anyone else see a problem???

Luckily I noticed BEFORE getting in the car to go. I was able to run back into the house and swap. Whew! that was a close one!


Ever notice when you're sitting in the Dr.'s office, sporting that paper-thin thing that is supposed to be a gown, but sort of resembles a table cloth, the room always seems extra cold? I always wonder, "Do they make it cold in here on purpose?" Well..... turns out, they do... Thanks, IHC Memorial...

Whaddya do when your fence breaks, and your stimulus check hasn't arrived yet? You improvise...

Sad thing is, this is right here... practically in my back yard. This is apparently the landlord's solution to the fence where my Ex currently lives. Classy. Not Ghetto in the least bit...


Ok, this next one is when Big-D and I went to the Drum Corps show last week. This was the lovely view I was able to look at... Don't see it?...


Look a little closer... how about now?
I don't even wanna know...



Above is the Sergeant that owns and operates a gun permit class. I didn't get a pic of the cute single one, as every time I attempted, he was looking in my general direction. I certainly did not want to get caught... hehehe.

Ironically, they served Starbucks coffee and DONUTS (see below) for refreshments...


All right... check out this next one. I had to run into the office on Saturday to grab something I forgot. Coming out of the parking lot, I noticed this across the street and just HAD to get a pic.


It's sort of fuzzy, but it's a plus-size gal sporting a very low cut fuchsia cami, black leather mini-skirt and fishnet stockings. Her makeup mostly consisted of lots of black eye liner and wine-red lipstick. I couldn't seem to put my finger on the special occasion for which the guy was taking photos. whitetrashsingles.com??? Hmmm... my kids asked what I was doing. I explained I was taking a pic. Then I said something about how I couldn't believe someone would purposely look that trashy. I said, "she looks like a...a...a..." I was trying to think of something to say that wouldn't be as harsh as "prostitute", "hooker", "whore" or "ho". PrettyPrettyPrincess chimed in and offered, "A Vampire?" I laughed. Yes, that's it... she looks like a [slutty] Vampire. Perhaps a Trampvire? bwahahahaha!

13 comments:

Yaya said...

Love the post. week in review with cell pictures. Brilliant!

ann said...

you need to do this every week! what do you think?

greenolive said...

you mean everybody doesn't have trashy pictures of themselves?

Tamie said...

....and, have you noticed that there are never ANY clocks in the doctor's office. ever! that way, you don't know how long they've "really" made you sit there waiting for them.
i'm taking my phone in today and timing how long i'm going to sit there waiting and waiting for the doc to come in....

okeydokeyifine said...

Makes me want to get a leopard skin something or other and put on a bunch of eye make up and strike a daring pose. Now THAT would be a picture. hahahaha

Susie said...

Your life is so interesting:-)

erasundar said...

I hate going to the doctor, but this is a fun though.

purplehaze said...

I find my doctor's is always way to hot. Maybe it is just my anxiety! LOL

Ronnica said...

67 degrees in the summer? They're crazy!

Wow, that is quite trashy. I assumed she was soliciting him until you explained what was going on!

Puphigirl said...

I agree with Ronnica. I thought that this was a prostitute that you had caught in the act of a solicitation. But no, just a trashy photo shoot (slutty glamour shots). At least it wasn't Girls Gone Wild.

Betty said...

You have the most interesting weeks! :)
I think I need to use my cellphone camera more often. Interesting!

Megan said...

Glad you caught the shoes before you left. I would've LMAO if you had gone to work like that!

Hmm, yes...I don't think we want to know what's on that guys shirt.

WHY do Drs offices make it so stinkin cold in those rooms?! So annoying!

NICE! Love the white trash fence fix. Hahaha!!

Trampvire? Classic!

"The Queen in Residence" said...

In all fairness that could have been her before and after on a make-over picture. Okay that was a stretch on that one, but I think you nailed it with trashy!!!

We were at Lagoon the other day and if we really want to go into inapropriate and trashy that is the place to go....