My neighbor received a Happy Bunny desk calendar for Christmas. Here's a page from the other day:
If you're not familiar with Happy Bunny, then you're missing out my friends. Happy Bunny is great because he/she says things I always think but would never have the guts to say myself. I will say however, that repeating some of Happy Bunny's quotes in my mind while I am irritated with Plebs is quite therapeutic. Here are a few of my favorite Happy Bunny quotes:
"You're ugly, and that's just sad."
"Please go suck someplace else."
"It's cute how you think I'm listening."
"Wake me when the boring's over."
"You could talk to me, but then where would we put the barf?"
If I could write my own Happy Bunny quotes, here are some I might add:
"My favorite part about Teamwork is when everyone else does what I say."
"No thanks. I don't care for your flavor." (when you see someone approaching that you don't want to talk to.)
"I think they have help for that."
"I've had fun before. This isn't it."
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"And you wonder why you're still single?"
"Everyone's entitled to a little stupidity now and again, but now you're just abusing it."
What about you? What does your Inner Happy Bunny say/wanna say?