Driving in car on way to drop kids off at school. Come to stoplight. Perfect time to plug in some tunes.
Me: [scrolling thru iPod] Hmm. Who shall I listen to today?
Me: I guess I'll just stick with my boyfriend.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Mom! John Mayer is NOT your boyfriend.
Me: Well, he could be if he returned any of my calls.
Me: I've tried to explain, it's called "Dating" not "Stalking".
[FunnyMan laughs again]
PrettyPrettyPrincess: [eyes rolling] Oh Brother!