Check out the following REAL items for sale...Starting with the Lame down to the InSane...
Piano Gloves...only $69.95 (click here) Look Ma -
No Hands! No Piano!
Giraffe for Baby...$95.96(??)Ok - so the ad says for ages 3 & up. Clearly, they think this baby looks three, and furthermore...how does one "play" with this exactly? If I'm gonna spend near $100, I am gonna expect a little more bang for my buck!
You Light My Fire - Pewter Match only $20 "Sorry dear...I couldn't afford that diamond ring you wanted...but here's a Pewter Match to show you just how much I love you(?)"
WTFreak??? Here you have your "precious" little Devilynne from Krypt Kiddies.com for only $175 $175!!! Are you kidding me??? Geesh! If I wanted to crap my pants on Christmas morning, I'd make some of the traditional fruit cake, with an extra helping of fruit & fiber; not stick this hideous thing under the tree!!! And by the way - this is a "mild" doll! That's right! Apparently, Satan has a whole line in his collection!
Security Briefs are underwear that have a nasty stain in the back and a hidden Velcro compartment in front to stash your valuables. They cost $10 over at amazon.com and are pretty gross.
These are only a few of the ones I found! I am sure there are tons more!!! Let me know what you find when you're out doing your holiday shopping!!!