Some Of My Favorite Stupid Questions...

Like my PawPaw always said... "You's ask a stupid question, you's gonna git a stupid answer!"

I have heard some of these before and **yes** I know... some of them are HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE... Nevertheless, I giggled shamelessy. I've posted these on my FB, so I figured I'd post here too...

Without Further Adieu, Some of My Favorite Stupid Questions...

1. Can fat people go "skinny-dipping"?


2. What might you get if you breed a Bulldog with a Shitzu? Just wondering...


3. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


4. Why do they call it taking a dump? I mean, technically isn't it "leaving a dump?"


5. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


6. Have you ever imagined a world without any hypothetical situations?


7. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?


8. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


9. Only I can prevent forest fires? Isn't that a lot of pressure?


10. Call me radical, but why can't we talk on elevators again?